Wednesday, November 30, 2005

{ work is good for you }

who cares?This world is like this. When you are willing to contribute your life, its life, people. ya! your life that was given by your mom and dad. Again, If you are willing to contribute your precious life to your employer, you are a perfect employee. You have to be damn agree with this statement. It is a fact, a fact that should be stated in the encyclopedia.

How to be a perfect employee ?
01. work as if you have no home.
02. work over time as if there is no tomorrow.
03. work over working hour as if you have no life.
04. work as if there is no washroom available.
05. work as if you have no pride, be obedient and bow to everyone.
06. work like a cute little slave donkey, just shut up and do it.
07. work and be forever grateful that you have a just-enough wage.
08. work as if there is no world out of the office.
09. work as if you don't deserve a holiday or an unpaid leave.
10. work as if you don't have your lunch hour.
11. work and keep on working and never step into the pantry.
12. work as if your health is like shit for your life.
13. work like buy one free one million for your employer.
14. work and expect to get unfair treatment.
15. work, but don't ever hope for appreciation or compliment.
16. work out of your job scope as if you are over starved and get mad        at the "all you can eat" buffet.
17. work like a desperate bee, desperate and can't wait for more and
       more and more in-coming jobs.
18. work earlier than the fixed working hour as if your eyes will
       never needed to close for rest.
19. work and keep your head down, because the walls not only have
       ears, eyes as well. Don't be shock, they have mouth too.
20. work without too happy mood or too sad mood, you will never
       know the walls hate either one.
21. work and make sure you will not fall sick, else your performance
       will be under the employer's border of expectation.
22. work, at the same time, mind every breathe you take, every
       move you make, as they might cause you sentence of death.
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1 comment:

yumeko said...

totakky agree but we still can't do anything..... Sighh... Who ask us work in a Chinaman company.